Would You Sign A Petition To Ban DiHydrogen Monoxide?

Some college students got together at the climate change summit to see how many people would be willing to sign a petition to lower the national GDP 6%.  After getting mindless morons to do that - they wondered how many people would sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide.  The students gathered around the water cooler to see how many signatures they could get.  Oh - did I fail to mention that dihydrogen monoxide is H2O or as most people would say - water.
When you see the stupidity of the sheep is it any wonder why the country is in the shape it is.